wanker

wanker
1. (wanker) (6205↑, 900↓)
While "to [wank]" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.

You're such a wanker. Oh gosh\! How did you know? He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. What a wanker\!

2. (wanker) (6637↑, 3344↓)
George W Bush.

Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.

3. (Wanker) (2670↑, 1163↓)
A british term for "one who masterbates". Commonly used as an insult

God damn that wanker\!

4. (wanker) (1687↑, 697↓)
1) a bloke who whacks off alot. 2) a term of endearment...an insult that's actually a kind of compliment 3) a total insult

1) ryan's been in the shower for hours\! he must be wanking for britain\! i always knew he was a complete wanker 2) ryan ya wanker, get your arse down to the pub and i'll buy you a pint 3) tony blair is a fucking wanker.

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5. (wanker) (1130↑, 441↓)
A complete tosser. Someone who makes as little effort as they can possibly get away with. In British English that's what "wanker" means - it does not literely mean a masterbater (though doubt he is one). Just as "he's a bugger" does not literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear up and, two hours later, he was still just sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose"

6. (wanker) (749↑, 262↓)
Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey. A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"\!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

7. (wanker) (618↑, 199↓)
A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass. Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).

mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker\!" Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate\!"

8. (wanker) (136↑, 96↓)
The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like [fool] or [idiot]

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a [wanker]

9. (wanker) (52↑, 35↓)
n. English Slang - A fellow road user. see also [asshat] [cunt] [fucktard]

'Thanks for cutting me off, you wanker' 'A really great turn wanker'

10. (wanker) (49↑, 33↓)
A man that enjoys [masturbation] also a common insult.

Don't be such a wanker\!

11. (Wanker) (155↑, 142↓)
Another insult like bastard

"Fuck off you little wanker"

12. (Wanker) (98↑, 86↓)
Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.

(Bono talking to Homer) Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint? Adam: Can I come? (Edge and Larry Exchange glances) Edge: No. Adam: Wankers.

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13. (Wanker) (30↑, 20↓)
1. a contemptable person; jerk. 2. a male masturbator.

"You always take the last of the Fruit Loops, you wanker\!"

14. (wanker) (8↑, 2↓)
The U.K. equivalent of the U.S. noun "jerk", in that they both originated in calling someone a masturbator but have long since evolved into a general way of describing one as an unintelligent, nasty fool. "Wanker" most often means dolt or moron whereas "jerk" more often implies malevolence.

The bloody wanker can't even follow my most basic instructions.

15. (Wanker) (7↑, 1↓)
Someone who beats off a lot or too much.

Man Jeff Martin is such a wanker. He beats it like 3 times a day.

16. (wanker) (16↑, 10↓)
Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers. Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.

"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday." "Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?" "Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."

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17. (wanker) (47↑, 41↓)
A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.

Chocha is a total wanker\!\!

18. (wanker) (10↑, 5↓)
You.

Wanker, definition: See above.

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19. (WANKER) (4↑, 1↓)
1) Someone who loves themselves so much that masturbation isn't enough self-love for them, so they publicise their imaginary greatness by appearing on reality TV shows, or failing that, add entries to definition websites describing people with their name as somehow better than everyone else. See also: narcissist. 2) Basically the same as 1) above but a narcissist who, having had their pride bruised by someone, decides it is a mature and reasonable course of action to define aforementioned person on a definition website with details of said infidelity plus various fabrications about their sexual and/or culinary desires. Someone who publicly blames their own inadequacies on someone else.

I was on Urban Dictionary last night voting on the latest definitions, and I couldn't believe how many wankers there were trying to big themselves up or put someone down.

20. (wanker) (5↑, 2↓)
One who races, yet even dares enter a race course, on twin-tip (or similar) skis. Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.

Ski team coach: Are those twin-tips you're about to race down the course with? Wanker: yeah bro. Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker

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21. (Wanker) (3↑, 1↓)
A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.

'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day\! What a wanker\!'.

22. (wanker) (5↑, 3↓)
Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls\!" Y: "Meh, such a wanker\!"

23. (wanker) (12↑, 11↓)
Fancy British term for [masturbation]. Originally coined by [Winston Churchill] during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.

[Hugh Grant] is a [fucking] wanker.

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24. (Wanker) (1↑, 1↓)
One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation). A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY\! You\! your a 'bloody wanker'\! American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that? British guy-...... Fuck you\!

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25. (wanker) (2↑, 2↓)
referees

what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real [wanker]\!

26. (Wanker) (8↑, 8↓)
English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who [masturbate]s. Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are [wanking]. It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to [cunt]; both as an insult and a friendly complement.

The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.

Author: Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem http://wanker.urbanup.com/2465691
27. (wanker) (10↑, 11↓)
George W. Bush, USA's current president.

I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.

28. (Wanker) (22↑, 23↓)
An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk. Does not necessarily mean that person “wanks” (masturbates)

“Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker”

29. (wanker) (16↑, 17↓)
Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER\!\!

30. (Wanker) (0↑, 2↓)
Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.

You bloody WANKER\!

31. (Wanker) (3↑, 5↓)
The british equivalent of the American term, [jerkoff]. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.

American: Get away from me, jerkoff\! Briton: Bugger off, wanker\!

32. (wanker) (1↑, 3↓)
a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself" "brad is a self indulgent wanker

33. (Wanker) (14↑, 17↓)
Sorry fellas... Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.

Mate, you are a wanker.

34. (wanker) (13↑, 16↓)
A person who belives it is still 1980. A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.

Oh my god look at that stupid wanker.

35. (wanker) (10↑, 13↓)
1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man. 2. insult.

1. you, my friend, are a wanker. 2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.

36. (wanker) (7↑, 10↓)
mouthin someone someone who wanks (masturbates too much)

manchester united are all wankers "where's Tom?" "Gone for a wank" "Another? what a wanker"

37. (Wanker) (1↑, 5↓)
A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a [Jerk off]

Fuck you ya fuckin Wanker

38. (Wanker) (2↑, 6↓)
Mr Warren aka. the warranator

Mr Warren is such a wanker.

39. (Wanker) (4↑, 8↓)
Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.

- She stole my boyfriend. -What a fucking wanker.

40. (Wanker) (11↑, 15↓)
Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of [wankers]. 1. contemptible people; jerks. 2. insulting term for a masturbator, see [tosser] and [jerk-off]. 3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.

What a wanker\! You are a wanker. He's or She's a wanker. That (insert name) is such a wanker\! Don't be such a wanker.

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41. (Wanker) (19↑, 24↓)
First coined in the early 80’s, a wanker is one who currently resides or was born on the westbank of New Orleans, La (Gretna, Marerro, etc). Derived from it’s origin “westbank” (west of the Mississippi River), wankers are most commonly lower income, blue collar Caucasians, who typically speak with poor grammar and in loud tones. Wankers can be easily identified by a fake tan, skirts 3 sizes too small, spikey hair, and domestic cars. It is not uncommon for wankers to get married at an early age (18-25), as well as having children during that same time period. Common physical characteristics of female wankers include outfits that scream for attention but come across as desperate, heavy makeup, possibly fake breasts if they decide to use what small amount of college savings their parents have accumulated on them, and big sunglasses. In males, spiky guido hair is the most dominant characteristic, as well as poorly managed steroid abuse, extra small shirts, stud earrings, and unfashionable shoes. Wankers will often travel out of their element into the Eastbank, where they congregate at clubs such as Republic or The Venue, where for that short span of time try to feel like they fit in with the rest of New Orleans society. Places you will not find wankers include upscale restaurants, wine bars, Saks, and german car dealerships.

You wouldn't catch me dead there on a Saturday night...that place is full of wankers. I'm going to the Columns instead. Is she really wearing that outfits? She must be a wanker. I got really drunk last night and hooked up with this random girl at the club. She gave me her number and I was going to call her this weekend, but found out she was a wanker.

42. (WANKER) (11↑, 16↓)
'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'

EXAMPLE 1 Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have' Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker' Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny\! Example 2: Yoda: Luke use the force Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker

43. (wanker) (5↑, 10↓)
A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.

Wayne (boyfriend).

44. (wanker) (3↑, 8↓)
One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...

also see Brian M.

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45. (wanker) (14↑, 19↓)
Wan - car A derogatory term for someone who is useless.

I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker

46. (Wanker) (3↑, 9↓)
Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.

Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.

Author: Georgie_Porgie http://wanker.urbanup.com/4189061
47. (wanker) (6↑, 12↓)
wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff

Some one masturbates and who is a jerk\!\!\! An abuse term for a masturbater\!(Wanker)

48. (Wanker) (1↑, 7↓)
One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day. Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?\! Gross.

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49. (wanker) (3↑, 9↓)
1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to [Tosser].

1. "He is such a fucking wanker\! Don't listen to him\!"

50. (wanker) (8↑, 14↓)
1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male). 2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "[wanks]".

1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker." 2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"

51. (wanker) (10↑, 16↓)
A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for [asshole], [bastard], [dickhead] etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself. Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.

Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker\! He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker\!

52. (wanker) (2↑, 8↓)
one who wanks off often one who acts in a toolish matter a way to name or insult another if they are a tool or fat or bothersome

look at that guy hes wanking off in the corner i banged ur hoe last night g WANKER\!

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53. (Wanker) (8↑, 14↓)
(quote "anonymous"\} While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. (end quote "anonymous") Wanking = self gratification, self importance In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you. Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges". Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour. Wankers never make mistakes. Wankers are our superior. Wankers tolerate our existance. Wankers believe they are our "gods". Wankers are "cool".hehehe

Your computer friend "Magnum One" is very self confidant, isn't he ? Yeah, he's a wanker for sure.

54. (wanker) (3↑, 9↓)
A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions* Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

55. (Wanker) (6↑, 12↓)
1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult. 2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.

1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn\! 2) That Tidus is such a wanker.

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56. (Wanker) (4↑, 10↓)
Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.

Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.

57. (Wanker) (2↑, 8↓)
British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.

The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.

58. (wanker) (1↑, 7↓)
wanker adj : a person whom wanks his [pud] or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

59. (Wanker) (4↑, 10↓)
Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

60. (Wanker) (2↑, 8↓)
a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?" snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

61. (Wanker) (3↑, 9↓)
A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".

"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too\!" "Shut up bitch, you're ruining it." - Sexy Losers (sexylosers.com)

62. (wanker) (6↑, 12↓)
verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky 1) someone who jerks off alot 2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed 3) term of endearment 4) term of abuse

1) damn\! bill's been in his room for hours\! he must be having a wank 2) hahahaaaa what a wanker\! 3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer 4) tony blair is a complete wanker

63. (wanker) (4↑, 10↓)
someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.

big bad wanker in dublin (j.)

64. (Wanker) (7↑, 13↓)
One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush What? It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey\!\!\!

65. (wanker) (9↑, 15↓)
1)man who masturbates excessively 2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does 3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as [fucker], [asshole], [retard], [dumbshit], etc.

1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it 2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo" 3) christian people.

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66. (Wanker) (4↑, 10↓)
1. term used for someone who jacks off all day. 2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job. 3. a fuckin' retard

1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker 2. man that guy is such a wanker 3. What a wanker

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67. (wanker) (12↑, 18↓)
Slang. 1) One who masturbates to excess. 2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.

"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker\! Speak properly\!"

68. (Wanker) (5↑, 11↓)
a wanker if someone who has a "wank" which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"

what u doin u fucking wanker

69. (Wanker) (0↑, 7↓)
A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

70. (wanker) (1↑, 8↓)
1. This is person who is a complete [loser]. 2. A person who acts like they have no place in life....at all.

That douche is a total [wanker].

71. (wanker) (3↑, 10↓)
Possibly a name attached to certain people tou do not like or simply a term for a person who is a general ass-hole Also applyable to people of authority who are unliked by those they control eg - IT teahers

Student 1 - You know our IT teachers a right wanker Student 2 - Yeah Jarule is a real wanker he thinks he knows something but he knows jack shit

Author: Guy in a chair http://wanker.urbanup.com/2188659
72. (wanker) (2↑, 9↓)
Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

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73. (Wanker) (3↑, 10↓)
Usually used to describe a male, it has several meanings. Most commonly used to indicate disdain, dislike or just dissin´ an individual and is a replacement for other words such as prick, tosser or knob. Also describes a person who masturbates frequently or alternatively, is a frequent masturbator.

Bob: Hey, see that guy over there, he's such a wanker. Rob: Really ?, no wonder he's wearing glasses.

74. (wanker) (1↑, 8↓)
well the boys from school right, they say a wanker is a person what does wanking

you are such a fucking wanker\!

75. (Wanker) (4↑, 11↓)
British vulgarity: 1. One who masturbates. 2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc. Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.

1. She caught you wanking, you wanker. 2. Shut up you wanker. The wanker crashed my car. Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers\!

76. (wanker) (3↑, 10↓)
Jerk, jerk off. Masturbate(r).

Man, that was a good wank. He's such a wanker. More so used in U.K. English, than in U.S English.

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77. (wanker) (3↑, 10↓)
a wanna be/poser snowboarder

you are such a wanker

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78. (wanker) (5↑, 12↓)
A Football [Referee] - globally used as a very catchy [chant] when a wrong decision is made.

"The referee's a Wanker"

79. (wanker) (1↑, 8↓)
someone who pulls their pig or is just a big piece of shit.

That guy is a total wanker. That guy is waking off right in puplic view. Fuck off you wanker\!\!\!

80. (wanker) (4↑, 11↓)
the only 'rude' swear word ever said on [the simpsons]

homer they gonna beat up some wankers

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81. (wanker) (1↑, 8↓)
one who does wanking

stop wanking and come over here\!\!

82. (Wanker) (2↑, 9↓)
also spelled wanka. a person who is a total and complete jerk and is devoid of any knowledge there of. normaly used by british rugby players.

Hey you\! Ya get out of the way ya wanker\!

Author: Billy Whiskers http://wanker.urbanup.com/1100564
83. (wanker) (1↑, 8↓)
one who takes it upon themselves to engage in the art of a vigorous repeat session, thrusting their hand to and fro whilst grasping their penis.

look at that fucking nob jockey over there,hes a right wanker

84. (wanker) (9↑, 16↓)
Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.

1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker. 2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).

Author: Go on you Arsenal\! http://wanker.urbanup.com/178199
85. (Wanker) (17↑, 24↓)
A masterbater

Look at that wanker

86. (wanker) (4↑, 11↓)
He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

87. (wanker) (5↑, 12↓)
Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

88. (wanker) (1↑, 8↓)
A person who is addicted to playing themselves.

John is a wanker.

89. (wanker) (3↑, 11↓)
A word used in the place of the word penis.

1.I accidentily saw his wanker. 2.He just flashed me his wanker.

90. (Wanker) (1↑, 9↓)
1. A fan of prog music 2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture 3. Fast and Technical music.

Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist\!

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91. (wanker) (4↑, 12↓)
one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done" "you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker" "aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker" "Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

92. (wanker) (2↑, 10↓)
See also-[masturbate] A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi\! How are you? Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker\!

93. (wanker) (7↑, 15↓)
pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves

sting is such a wanker \!\!

94. (wanker) (1↑, 9↓)
English/Aussie term for a jerk-off. any asshole who doesn't get laid and masturbates profusely.

Charles is such a wanker, he never gets any

95. (wanker) (2↑, 10↓)
See [trypnotic].

You are such a fuckin' wanker. You ain't the shizzle bi0tch.

96. (wanker) (2↑, 11↓)
Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates) Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects. Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress. See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.

'you, my friend, are a wanker.'

97. (wanker) (4↑, 13↓)
[wank]- to masterbate in a quick way wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a [choad] and they will have a high pitched voice. a person who purchases [weed] at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His [choad] is about as big as my big toe\!" "Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 [bones]. What a damn wanker

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98. (wanker) (2↑, 11↓)
Someone who tries to make their penis larger.

He is such a wanker\! He tries does a [jelq] to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?

99. (Wanker) (1↑, 10↓)
A person who fucks. It is also the best word to end an argument to top it off.

Mum: Why dont u go and [wank] ur gf Me: I already have im getting tired.

100. (Wanker) (4↑, 13↓)
1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank." 2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means

1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank. 2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.

101. (Wanker) (1↑, 11↓)
to be free and single

oi you ya sad wanker

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102. (wanker) (1↑, 11↓)
one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.

God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer. Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker

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103. (Wanker) (4↑, 14↓)
Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off\!" Kev: " What a wanker\!"

104. (Wanker) (0↑, 10↓)
someone who pleases themselves by tossing off

ur a wanker

105. (Wanker) (5↑, 15↓)
1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair 2) jerkin yer Gerkin

What a Wanker

106. (wanker) (1↑, 11↓)
Someone at your place of work who makes it seem like they are correcting paperwork you submit, when what you are submitting already contains the "corrections" the wanker has suggested be adopted

(Penner, you are truly a wanker)

107. (Wanker) (6↑, 17↓)
Someone who loves oneself

Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else) Person 2: You utter wanker\!\!\!

108. (wanker) (3↑, 14↓)
Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys\!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3\!" GOON 2 : "What a wanker\!" GOON 1 : "hyuk\! [Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping] GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

109. (wanker) (1↑, 12↓)
a very selfish person

that wanker stold my money\!

110. (wanker) (3↑, 15↓)
Male that engages you and want to put into a fight but refuses to fight you. Probably Polish. Thats of course not a homosexual behaviour. Very popular among Polish, no matter if abroad or not. Encouraged and socially accepted makes them feel like "Real Men".

(insults, staring..) - Alrite then, if you want to fight me come on (a bit of confusion, then goes away. not a wanker.)

111. (Wanker) (0↑, 12↓)
An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey. See also: [jag-off]

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

Author: adam is so great http://wanker.urbanup.com/337973
112. (wanker) (2↑, 15↓)
A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger

Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker

113. (WANKER) (3↑, 16↓)
A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse\!

114. (wanker) (2↑, 16↓)
noun. one who wanks.

smelly is such a wanker

Author: Rev. Captain (Jonbob) http://wanker.urbanup.com/189054
115. (wanker) (5↑, 20↓)
One who plays Ragnarok Online

go play ragnarok ya fuckin wanker\!

116. (Wanker) (5↑, 20↓)
Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.
117. (Wanker) (1↑, 17↓)
feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water and asks girls if he stinks AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation" AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick AS if U really had one THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth

boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap* boy 2: wanker\!

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118. (wanker) (5↑, 21↓)
Soccer referee

"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"

119. (wanker) (11↑, 30↓)
a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

120. (wanker) (6↑, 26↓)
a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes

A person is a wanker if they are a boob.

Author: the cleevage and the titty http://wanker.urbanup.com/1763959
121. (wanker) (10↑, 36↓)
In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person. Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

122. (wanker) (12↑, 40↓)
A guy who jerks off without vasoline.
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123. (wanker) (2↑, 32↓)
still unclear of true meaning...

you stupid ass wanker

124. (wanker) (9↑, 52↓)
a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.

no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means

125. (wanker) (11↑, 63↓)
A new derogatory name for stupid white people. Not a racial slur so everyone can us it.

"Look at that wanker\! He's so...WHITE\!\!\!"

Related: tosser, idiot, cunt, wank, twat, dick, loser, dickhead, asshole, cock, penis, prick, jerk, tool, gay, masturbation, masturbate, moron, wanking, fuck, bastard, fool, retard, shit, bitch, arsehole, douchebag, stupid, fag, douche, fucktard, pussy, sex, knob, fuckwit, ass, fucker, faggot, jerk off, dumbass
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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